>Oh you know. In my near 18 years of being alive, i've been in the business for about umm..12 years now.

>Can you tell the folks at home what this business is that you do?

>Taxidermy.

>And what inspired you to take on this fiendish yet interesting pass time?

>Umm..I'd have to say the folks of shady oaks eehh down there by that place you know?

 

>Next to Osama?

 

>Yeah. He's a real interesting guy that Charlie Manson.

 

>What's your take on taxidermy in the White House and the issue of war in Iraq?

>He ain't my president and we shouldn't be over there.

>Nicely stated.....

>Moving on...umm you ever performed an exorcism?

>Two.

>Yikes, that must of been a time in bed.

>Yes it was and yes..it was, if you know what I mean. HAHAHaha!

>..Hahaha...no i'm sorry...How's life treating ya?

>She's not letting up any.

>Ooo..she that heavy?

>Let me give you some advice a wise man gave me. When you find yourself moving a king sized matress across a carpet floor and your straining with two other people besides yourself...that my friend is what it's like to make love to a fat woman.

>Oh my God.

>Hell Goddamn fucking yes.

>What'd you do to get a job?

 

>Well, they asked me, "Mr. Jaron, what can you bring to our business that you feel no one else can bring here besides you?"

>And your response?

>"...Well..uhh..I like...sandwhiches, I don't know why, but I guess I like samiches like the next guy, but besides that...How much do I get paid?"

>Then what?

>Your hired.

 

>Well what you give to a guy who was on a first date?

>We didn't have air-conditioning back then and well, uh..it's real easy to get people angry you see? Now in order to place the needle just carfully into your arm is the trick to it.

>Is rap a big thing for you?

>Well I'd say so, it's been my life's goal to be a rap artist and I've finally made it, thanks to God and my Momma and my homies back in the projects, and I'd like to thank everyone I didn't mention.

>We're certianly happy for you nowadays, getting over all the heroin and the LSD.

>It was a bitch.

>Did you ever cock the hammer?

>I pulled the trigger.

>Ah.

>..What was your name again?